Near death experiences

All very lucky people

So are You?

Id like to think that I currently am.

Real life Simpsons

Come Home To The Simpsons from devilfish on Vimeo.

100 Skills Every Man Should Know

Automotive
1. Handle a blowout
2. Drive in snow
3. Check trouble codes
4. Replace fan belt
5. Wax a car
6. Conquer an off-road obstacle
7. Use a stick welder
8. Hitch up a trailer
9. Jump start a car

Handling Emergencies
10. Perform the Heimlich
11. Reverse hypothermia
12. Perform hands-only CPR
13. Escape a sinking car

Home
14. Carve a turkey
15. Use a sewing machine
16. Put out a fire
17. Home brew beer
18. Remove bloodstains from fabric
19. Move heavy stuff
20. Grow food
21. Read an electric meter
22. Shovel the right way
23. Solder wire
24. Tape drywall
25. Split firewood
26. Replace a faucet washer
27. Mix concrete
28. Paint a straight line
29. Use a French knife
30. Prune bushes and small trees
31. Iron a shirt
32. Fix a toilet tank flapper
33. Change a single-pole switch
34. Fell a tree
35. Replace a broken windowpane
36. Set up a ladder, safely
37. Fix a faucet cartridge
38. Sweat copper tubing
39. Change a diaper
40. Grill with charcoal
41. Sew a button on a shirt
42. Fold a flag

Medical Myths
43. Treat frostbite
44. Treat a burn
45. Help a seizure victim
46. Treat a snakebite
47. Remove a tick

Military Know-How
48. Shine shoes
49. Make a drum-tight bed
50. Drop and give the perfect pushup

Outdoors
51. Run rapids in a canoe
52. Hang food in the wild
53. Skipper a boat
54. Shoot straight
55. Tackle steep drops on a mountain bike
56. Escape a rip current

Primitive Skills
57. Build a fire in the wilderness
58. Build a shelter
59. Find potable water

Surviving Extremes
60. Floods
61. Tornados
62. Cold
63. Heat
64. Lightning

Teach Your Kids
65. Cast a line
66. Lend a hand
67. Change a tire
68. Throw a spiral
69. Fly a stunt kite
70. Drive a stick shift
71. Parallel park
72. Tie a bowline
73. Tie a necktie
74. Whittle
75. Ride a bike

Technology
76. Install a graphics card
77. Take the perfect portrait
78. Calibrate HDTV settings
79. Shoot a home movie
80. Ditch your hard drive

Master Key Workshop Tools
81. Drill driver
82. Grease gun
83. Coolant hydrometer
84. Socket wrench
85. Test light
86. Brick trowel
87. Framing hammer
88. Wood chisel
89. Spade bit
90. Circular saw
91. Sledge hammer
92. Hacksaw
93. Torque wrench
94. Air wrench
95. Infrared thermometer
96. Sand blaster
97. Crosscut saw
98. Hand plane
99. Multimeter
100. Feeler gauges


100 Skills Every Man Should Know: 2008's Ultimate DIY List - Popular Mechanics

Makes Perfect Sense

As a kid I wanted to be a paleontologist.

Easter Bunny Scares Kids!

Epic Eggs

Have a happy Easter Sunday everyone, or just a great weekend.

For the Vidya Fans

So theres a new map pack coming out for COD black ops on May 3rd. Per usual Activision is selling it for the bargain price of $15 or 1200 MS points. It will have 4 mp maps and 1 zombie level. All of the maps have a distinct cold war feel with the washed out color pallet. Hopefully they are mostly medium-small sized ,because I usually have the most fun on smaller maps. So heres a cool little slideshow to wet your mouths.

So True

An oddly shaped Chip

Recently I made a trip to the local target.
I meandered aroud the store for a bout 20 minutes and finally decided to buy some house brand potato chips that were $4 for 2 bags. Seemed fair enough seeing Doritos are 3.25 a bag. Anyways I open up one and find this, the holy grail of all chips.

A Brief History Of Cannabis

Since it is 4/20 today lets do some learnin.

Real Life Up House

Nothing Could possibly go wrong.

Fun with Captions

So I found this picture of this youg man at work the other day and though it would be a good laugh to give him some personality.The only information I could find was 2007 written on the back of the picture.

Sounds About Right

If it happened I would head to my nearest Meijer,lots of canned food clothes and guns.

Which one are you?

Apparently Phil uses the Oprah Cam Too

Once you see it you'll shit Bricks

Skittles Vodka, the Elixir of Life

Found a sweet tutorial.
http://www.owned.lv/14392/How-to-make-skittles-vodka/

Real life Elite Costume

This guy is dedicated, and may never get laid.

I Asked for a Tuna Sandwich not your life story.

CCC-Combo Breaker

I want One

This guy makes me laugh

Probably one pf the more under-appreciated gamers on YouTube.
Phil has a special place in my inbox.